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Monday, December 2, 2013

What does it mean to be Sturridge-less?

Daniel Sturridge
I never thought I'd see this kinda headline in my days, but why am  complaining if Arsenal can be on top of the league table without last season's best striker (Walcott), best player (Cazorla) and most subbed player who got the fan's vote for the best goal (Podolski).

I turned on my browser to see what the stories are concerning the weekend games and I see "Hull stun Sturridge-less Liverpool". Seriously?! Sturridge-less?? How did Daniel Sturridge's name come to suggest that the lack of the former Chelsea/Man City striker could be detrimental to the success of a club, let alone one of England's biggest football brands? Sturridge-less Liverpool! An indication of how potentially impotent the Reds could be just after matchday 13. Not a pretty thing to consider especially when the Anfield side had Luis Suarez on the pitch for 90 minutes. The Uruguayan was the subject of much controversy in the summer after that disturbing bid Arsenal made for him, leading to a question where it needed to be asked what the North London club had been inhaling prior to making that bid. But even with Mr. Suarez available for duty and Stephen Gerrard behind him for support, the Reds could not get a decent result against Hull City...or is it Hull Tigers? Whatever their appellation, they got a convincing 3-1 win over Sturridge-less Liverpool (won't get over this one in a hurry) even though this was looking like it would be the season where the Reds make a decent pursuit of the title in a long while or perhaps win a league title since the league as we know it was reloaded over 2 decades ago.
 

For a team that seemed to have enough striking options so much so that they let Fabio Borini go out on loan to Sunderland, it would seem Liverpool had it all covered in the goal-getting department as most other teams have done such that when the strikers are not getting the job done, the midfielders are always on call. But on the day, only Stephen Gerrard stepped up with Raheem Sterling running into defenders and 20-goal-a-season-target-setting Victor Moses missing a glaring opportunity.

Nevertheless, Brendan Rogers' men will be glad to see the mercurial Brazilian, Phillipe COutinho, return to full midfield duty in midweek as they rise from the ashes to re-write a headline even as they will still be Sturridge-less as they go against Norwich on Wednesday.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Arsenal's Plan B may cost them silverware...again.




In biblical times, there were certain men called the Mighty Men of David. These guys were warriors - infantry swordsmen you don't want to come against on the battlefield. One key thing about their swordsmanship was that they were ambidextrous. After slashing, stabbing and cutting down with one hand, when the nerves connected to the muscles in their arm begins to send signals to their brains that it has been stretched, they switch to their other arm and slash, stab and cut with the same accuracy, strength and skill. That's the recipe for a winning team. Your options when fatigued should be as potent as your first choice.
At a goal down away at Old Trafford, Arsene Wenger threw caution to the wind and decided to double-up in the striking department. The worst that could happen would be Manchester United getting a second goal but it will still be a loss of 3 points. No questions about that. But when you decide to do that, one would expect that the striker to come on - the strengthener - would be someone just as good as the misfiring individual on the pitch - at least. Not Niklas Bendtner.


Such has been Arsenal's dilemma so far in their 8 trophyless seasons. And if the pattern is not rectified by January, we might just extrapolate the graph of silverware-barreness for an additional season. 
I was watching the game yesterday with some colleagues who were a mix of Liverpool, Chelsea and United fans. At the point when it seemed Szczesny could not continue, they were super excited that Arsenal will be forced to bring on Fabiansky based on the schtick Spurs received from handling Hugo Lloris' case last week. Another less mighty-man in goal it would seem. When the news broke about Per Mertesacker not being able to start, there were already concerns about Thomas Vermaeleen's composure not to gift Robin van Persie the ball again like he did last season.  And when you consider that a knock to Sagna would mean Carl Jenkinson would be the Frenchman's replacement, then you really have to ask how serious Arsenal really are in their bid to go all the way. An injury to either Vermaeleen or Koscielny would mean 18 year old Isaac Hayden would be called into action against what is arguably the most intelligent strike-partnership in the league (compared to the young, prolific but individualistic SAS of Liverpool)

However, you have to give the team some credit for being 2 points clear on the league table and on top of their Champions League Group standings despite these short-comings and the number of choice-players they have on the treatment table. With 3 heavy fixtures back-to-back, Arsenal amassed an impressive 6 points -  one of which was stolen at the Signal Iduna Park in Germany to become the first English side to beat the UCL runners-up on their turf. Also, when you consider that Serge Gnabry almost made an instant impact when he replaced Mikel Arteta at Old Trafford, one cannot but imagine what could have been if Theo Walcott had been available for the length of the game and made such runs throughout the 90 minutes. Podolski, with 2 goals already despite being out for almost 3 months, will also be a boost when he returns. Likewise Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Nevertheless, the 2005 FA Cup champions need quality options to take-on quality opposition in one of the most improved and competitive leagues in the world.


Thursday, September 5, 2013

Arsenal's Summer Transfer - The Ins and the Outs

The silly period is over. The deals have been done and it's time to do the talking on the pitch. Personally, I live for the silly period every summer. I wish it will never go away because it's one of the safest places to be. If you lose any game in pre-season, you can always rest on the consolation that it's not a competitive game. Then there's always the speculations - the demeaning, the ridiculous and the outright-raving-mad! But that's the excitement of the transfer window. And most especially when a club manager lets on weeks before the end of the season that there'll be £70million to spend in the summer - especially for a club like Arsenal - you've got to be excited about that as a fan or start scheming and bickering as an opposition.  
For almost 6 seasons, Arsenal Football Club has always been at the centre of controversy every summer transfer window because of the players the club sells to opposition clubs locally or internationally. This season was supposed to put an end to that with the absence of any stand-out performer who could attract a fee the Arsenal board won't be able to say no to as usual. But this wasn't the case. The Gunners still found a way to hijack Gareth Bale's moment in the spotlight in a move that has been debated by national team managers, players, fathers and my neighbour's dobberman. 
There's also been talk about the Gunners shipping out about 17 players and bringing in just 4. 
Let's look back at some of last season's performance of some of the players Arsenal sold, released and sent on loan in the summer as we also look ahead to what to expect from the new comers. 

THE "OUTs"
GERVINHO
Last Season's stats: 24 appearances, 5 goals, 2 assists
Like previous signings by Le Professeur, Arsenal fans woke to the announcement of this 4-named Ivorian who, thanks to the Brazilian nicknaming format, was announced simply as Gervinho after being acquired for about £10.8m from Lille. With 2 goals in his first pre-season game, the Ivorian got Arsenal fans moving from the deep end of their chairs to the edge of their seats. He would be sent off in the season opener against Newcastle. The next couple of games would see Arsenal fans move up, down and around their seats in agitation as they watched The Gervinho Show. Sometimes, he could be absolutely electric and other times -- totally frustrating.
His opportunity to impress came last season when the centre forward position became open after new-comer Olivier Giroud failed to replicate the Montpelier form which brought him to the Emirates. But Gervinho failed to convince the manager he could do a preferable job despite a mis-firing Giroud. By mid-season, the Frenchman had discovered some of his Montpelier form with assists supplied by a free-scoring Theo Walcott, an in-form Tomas Rosicky, an enigmatic Santi Cazorla and a Lukas Podolski who was scoring from the wings despite being substituted in every game. And so, Gervinho's starting chances were limited. Still, he could have added some needed depth to the squad from the bench but in the manager's wisdom, the Ivorien was traded to Roma for £8m - an anomaly in Wengerdom where players are usually sold above the cost for which they were acquired.

ANDREY ARSHAVIN
Last Season's Stats: 7 apps, 0 goals, 0 assists
This rose-cheeked Russian's biggest undoing was arguably scoring 4 goals in a game and doing so against Liverpool FC. Ever since that feat, Arsenal fans have been holding him to his personal best. He even somewhat complicated things when he indicated during a pre-season promotional video that his next target was to score 5 goals in a game.  He never even came close.
Arshavin suffered long spells on the bench from the manager when he began to fail in stamina. This led to him being substituted a lot or coming from the bench to be an impact player -- a feat he pulled off well in the 2-1 win against Barcelona at the Emirates in 2011. But on one of such occasions of high expectations against Manchester United in 2012, Arshavin was pulled out for a 19 year old Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain who had been very busy on the left side of Arsenal's attack, providing the assist for Robin van Persie's equaliser. Arshavin failed to be as effective as the young Ox, especially in defensive duties when he allowed Valencia an easy passage to pull-back a cross that resulted in United's winner.
Arsene Wenger would go on to defend the Russian in the post-match interview, saying he substituted a teenager for an experienced international.  But several impressive performances by Oxlade-Chamberlain in subsequent games put the Russian out of favour. Even though Arshavin showed quality in the European Nations Cup, he failed to command a starting spot for the Gunners anymore.
However, it doesn't take anything away from Andrey, who so far has 1 goal from 5 appearances since returning to his homeland on a free transfer. 
  
Sébastien SQUILLACI
Last Season's Stats: 0 apps, 0 goals, 0 assists

There's virtually not much to say about Sebastien's qualities but there's a lot to say about his failings. For some reasons best known to the Winning Eleven assessment team, this former Sevilla defensive guardian is full of defensive abilities in the popular football video game. But that's where his defensive qualities end. He fell so down the pecking order that Ignasi Miquel and Johan Djourou were preferred over him despite his years of experience and superior aerial presence. 


MAROUANE CHAMAKH
Last Season's Stats: 3 appearances (League Cup), 2 goals, 0 assists
This Moroccan striker started his account with a goal against AC Milan in Arsenal's traditional pre-season curtain raiser – The Emirates Cup. The goal came from his right foot, #JustSaying. He would go on to score in 2 vital goals in another pre-season thriller against an Austrian side. His league debut was against Liverpool where his header was fumbled by Pepe Reina and Arsenal opened the season at Anfield with a vital away point. He also got a debut goal in his Champions League opener. By October 2010, he would become the first player in UEFA Champions League history to score in six consecutive matches.

All this while, Gunners faithful were unimpressed and eagerly awaiting the return of a Robin van Persie who - though he has a seasonal bout with injury which could be frustrating - the Dutchman was always given the benefit of doubt due to his undoubted goal scoring abilities. The eventual return of the Dutchman meant the Moroccan - who now averaged a goal a game by November - would share the goal scoring duties with Robin. But there was only one space for a main striker in Arsene Wenger's 4-5-1 formation. Marouane had to return to the bench. His season ended as early as December.
His aerial prowess was his notable strength even though he could also finish on the ground. With Robin sold to Manchester United at the end of the season, Chamakh still had to wait his chance as Wenger put his faith in new acquisitions Olivier Giroud and Lukas Podolski. A loan spell at West Ham United did little to convince the manager to renew his faith in the 29 year old Moroccan who was also used sparingly by the Hammers. At that point it was almost certain that the striker - who joined the Gunners on a free transfer from Bourdeaux - will probably leave the same way he came.

NEVES DENILSON
He was on loan throughout last season and eventually allowed to join the loaning club Sao Paulo for free. Prior to that time, Denilson had become Arsenal's most capped player in the 2008-2009 season and felt this earned him senior team member status. By the following season, the manager had considered rotating the defensive midfield role between the Brazilian and a certain Cameroonian who had spent some time at Charlton honing his defensive skills without much conviction. His season appearance quotient fell to 28 that season, spurring Denilson to allegedly make some disturbing comments about the team's lack of ambition.
The next season, he was sent on loan, allowing Alex Song to have the defensive midfield role all to himself. The Cameroonian would go on to do a better job than the Brazilian, creating goal-scoring chances and scoring
goals as well: 2 things Denilson was not synonymous with.
Sometime, it was almost impossible to believe he was Brazilian. 
  
ANDRE SANTOS
Last Season's Stats: 12 appearances, 0 goals, 0 assists
Andre was a product of a panic buy after Arsenal were humiliated 8-2 at Old Trafford in a season which the Gunners lost Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri in one transfer window. Andre was an unusual left full-back who was better at attacking than defending. Arsene noticed this and used the Brazilian as a LMF substitute at times. But when he was needed to deputise for the frequently injury-hit Kieran Gibbs, Mr. Santos always fell-short of his primary duties.
Santos might have angered some Arsenal fans when he accepted Robin van Persie's jersey at half time. The Dutchman and ex-Arsenal captain had just made a controversial move to Old Trafford and had been unanimously deemed persona non grata by the global Gooner community. How dare you, Andre?!
At 30 years old and age no longer on his side, it was best that he be released to ply his trade elsewhere rather than sit on the bench as an understudy to a young Kieran Gibbs. Perhaps the Brazilian will be able to convince his new employers in his homeland than he can defend -- but I'm not sure for just how long he can keep up with that deception.


JOHAN DJOUROU (Loan) 
I bet you didn't know Djourou had been with the Arsenal since. 2002? Gotcha! He's had the opportunity of learning the art of defence under Tony Adams, Martin Keown, Ashely Cole and all the other members of the Invincibles who practically made up England's back-4 at the time. Even though he was mostly with the youth team, Djourou would proceed to graduate to the senior team by 2004. Since then, he's been on loan to Birmingham (2007) and Hannover 96 (2012). Apparently not satisfied with his development and desperate to make a solid defender out of him, Arsene Wenger has sent the 26 year old on another loan spell to Hamburger SV. This was needful rather than have Johan sit on the bench while he waits his turn against Koscielny, Mertesacker and a returning Vermaeleen. Wenger also must have decided to send the Ivory Coast born Swiss International to the Bundesliga to be toughen him up. Plus, it's best that someone else will be in charge of his wages. 



FRANCIS COQUELIN (Loan)
This 22 year old midfielder has failed to get his chance in a talented Arsenal midfield which is the core of the North London club. His versatility has led to him being employed in the full-back positions on occasion to great effect. But with his core being the midfield role and a lack of first team space, Francis would do well to remain relevant in football by going on loan. And this the manager has done by sending the young Frenchman to FC Freiburg. However, with an Arsenal squad wanting in depth, Francis could have made up the numbers for the league and FA Cup competitions. He could also be cover in the event of freak injuries to Arsenal's more preferred defensive midfielders: Mikel Arteta, Mathieu Flamini, and Abou Diaby. 
 




VITO MANONE
It was 2009 and Arsenal's goal keeping department had been hit by an injury flu. Fabiansky was out and Almunia was also unavailable to cause errors that had suddenly become too frequent. The club's goal tending duties rested on a square jawed 21 year old Italian whose name and appearance could produce shivers, especially if you were alone with him in an alley and he was wearing a trench coat and a hat. Arsenal were playing against Fulham at Craven Cottage - a place my colleague says sounds like the title to a horror movie. It was early in the season and the Gunners were taking a lot of pressure from the Cottagers who were trying to claw their way back into the game after a Robin van Persie strike. Mannone kept Arsenal in the game, making a double point blank save to guarantee Arsenal a much need 3 points. And that was the highlight of the young man's Arsenal career.

With The Gunners' goalies fit again, Mannone would return to the bench, waiting for his chance. Soon after, Manuel Almunia was finally let lose, but instead the torch was passed on to a young Pole: Wojciech Szczesny. There seemed no point having three young goal keepers without adult supervision, so it was time for one to leave to make room for an experienced hand. Mannone was the man who seemed to pick the short stick. And so, when Sunderland probably came calling with £2million, Arsene Wenger could not deny the ambitious Italian the opportunity to go and be relevant elsewhere.

Other notable mentions that were sent on loan or released by the club include: 
Ignasi Miquel (Loan: Leicester), Joel Campbell (Loan: Olympiakos), Chuks Aneke (Loan: Crewe), Sanchez Watts (Free: Colchester), Jernade Meade (Free: Swansea), Connor Henderson (Released), Martin Angha (Nuremburg: Undisclosed)


THE "INs"
YAYA SANOGO
Young. Lanky. Physical. Green. Eager for success…it would seem. This young import from Lique 2's Auxerre played a pivotal role in France's U-20 success at Israel this summer.
Unlike some senior players in the Arsenal set-up, one could say 20 year old Sanogo has a winning mentality and the medal to prove it.
The young lad, however, has a history of injuries. At some point, he almost quit football to be a postman but for the encouragement of his countrymen Hatem Ben Arfa and Abou Diaby who had both also suffered career threatening injuries…well, Diaby still goes in and out of the West Wing of an orthopaedic hospital having been there more than he has seen the green pitches of a football field.
Sanogo comes across as a player who will still needs to learn the ropes in the traditional Arsenal way which is by being more engaged in the league and FA cup competitions before being gently eased into the main fray. However, he may need to overcome the 4-goal-a-game expectation which undid a certain Russian to whom much was also given.

MATHIEU FLAMINI
Mathieu Flamini - the second coming
The return of the versatile midfielder was met with some disapproval in some quarters especially considering the manner in which he sort of left Arsenal and Arsene high and dry. Mathieu had refused to sign a new contract after the last 2 years of his contract which was filled with superb performances and raw passion. Flamini left London for AC Milan, doing to Arsenal what he did to Marseilles from whence he came to join the North Londoners, a move which made Marseilles former manager, José Anigo, say, "This is a beautiful treason. He used me."
But beyond the deception, Mathieu is a professional and he is good at what he does. So, when his contract ran out at Milan, he returned to London to train with Arsenal and get some fitness ahead of who might be in need of his services. It was almost expected that he would be re-joining The Arsenal.
At 29 and a Scudetto under his belt, the raw passion and versatility of Monsieur Flamini -- who can also play as a full-back -- might just be what Arsenal need at the moment.

EMILIANO VIVIANO (LOAN)
Honestly, there was little known about this pair of safe-hands beyond that fact that his name is easier to spell and pronounce than Wojciech Szczesny (hope I got it right?). An Italian International and 27 years of age, Emiliano will probably play big brother to Wojciech - a role which fellow Pole and 28 year old Lukas Fabianski seems to be unconcerned about.
Although his sojourn at the Emirates will be on loan, Emiliano's presence is expected to put the pair of Fabianski and Szczesny on their toes, as well as prevent a repeat of 2011 when all of Arsenal's goal tenders were unavailable , leading to the recall of the club's former erratic German goal keeper- Jens Lehmann.


MESUT OZIL
Unselfish and labeled as one of the best No. 10s in the world, Arsenal's acquisition of Mesut was a steal -- whether he is what the club needs at the moment or not. But beyond the talents of the 24 year old is the subtle statement that comes with his acquisition: £42.4m. For Arsenal, whose current record transfer fee was in the region of £23m, this is a statement of intent. Arsenal fans will still question why it took Arsene Wenger till transfer deadline day to make such a statement after declaring before the end of last season that there was a £70million war-chest.


Without a doubt, Arsenal still need reinforcements in the striking department but with Olivier Giroud in good scoring form, the Frenchman might just be over-fed with opportunities with the arrival of Ozil. Giroud already has 3 goals from 3 league matches as assisted by the supply chain of the Walcott-Cazorla-Ramsey Corporation. With the arrival of Ozil, a midfield conglomerate might just be formed, turning Giroud into the envy of strikers and Arsenal into title contenders once again.


Saturday, January 14, 2012

The convener of the Save Nigeria Group, Tunde Bakare, formally announced yesterday at the rally in Ojota (on behalf of protesters across the country I want to believe) that the protests will be suspended for the weekend to allow labour and the federal government continue their dialogue. He was quick to add though that if labour came back with anything short of the wishes of the people, the protests will continue. This was on Day-5 of record protests that had swept across the face of Africa's most populous nation and largest exporter of crude oil. If I was superstitious, I would have made a correlation between the date (Friday the 13th) and the "end" of the industrial actions and protests. But I will not...at least not just yet.


Several media, institutions, individuals have said a lot concerning the protests, the rallies and strike. Experts, civil group leaders (some of who's organisations were incorporated overnight) and "concerned" individuals have all contributed to the debate on the effects of the federal government's unpopular decision to remove a popular subsidy on premium motor spirit. A lot of facts, figures, revelations and threats have gone into the public domain in these few days of the year. To say the least, it's been the most interesting start to a new year in my entire life!


Well, the Nigerian Labour Congress and the Trade Union Congress will continue their deliberations with the Federal Executives today. News from previous meetings suggests that both sides are willing to shift from their previous adamant positions. Labour Unions went into the meetings saying they won't accept anything besides a reversal to the norm. They argue that an increase in fuel prices won't automatically turn around the fortunes of Nigeria over night. Good point. But how about in six months as promised by the president?


Several opinions have been shared by several people. Professor Pat Utomi just yesterday removed some of the blame being heaped on the president and his economic finance team and placed it on the governors. He said most of them, who are his friends, do next to nothing with their monthly FAAC allocations especially in terms of producing a wealth-creating environment for the people and perhaps foreign investment. I think the Local Government Chairman shouldn't be left out of the loop-of-blame as well. Pastor Tunde Bakare said they've already shared the expected savings from the subsidy removal even before the money was made. According to him, they continue in their mode by putting the cart before the house. One BBC reporter calls it a "carrot without a stick".

On the pro Subsidy removal side, some said Nigerians are just postponing the evil day. They argue that there is no "best" time to remove the unsustainable subsidy in the light of all the under-development and infrastructural decay in the system. The CBN governor said the subsidy has only succeeded in being a means to fund a group of people, some of who he believes are just dummy or briefcase corporations. The Finance Minister said the country is heading for the rocks (paraphrase) if we continue to fund this unsutainable welfare package which in the short and long run has never benefited the ordinary Nigerian but the oil marketers. Several words have been added to the vocabulary of Nigerians in this period. Words like palliatives, ameliorate, even subsidy has had a whole new meaning.


As we await the outcome of the meeting between the labour unions and the Federal Government, this is my guess as to how it will all go down:


1. Labour/TUC meets with FGN.

2. Agrees to price other than N65/lit

3. Asks union staff to return to work.

4. Civil society groups are vexed but can't do anything about it.

5. Monday, everyone goes back to work. Life continues. Suffering and Smiling continues.

Cabals continue "cabaling".

NNPC continues "monopolising".

Customs and border patrol continue conniving.

No electricity still.

No roads still.

No health care still.

No potable water still.

Cost of living and inflation rises while wages and salary remain constant...&c.

In short, Life, in Nigeria as we know it, continues.

The Knights have it! - The Fuel Subsidy Removal So Far

Jan 1: Knight to C4, Check!

Jan 3: Black King to C3, Check! (Exposing Rook to attack opposing King)

Jan 4: White Rook blocks...
Neither King wants to lose an officer at this moment. No exchange takes place. The Royals move pieces. Whenever in doubt, a pawn was moved. The sacrificial piece with the potential of being the most powerful officer is put in the line of fire. Black King shows its hand. White King sees the danger ahead - an offensive that will be vicious starting Jan 9th. White waves it away with the shrug of his hand. Over-confidence or gross foolishness? He revels in his advantage - he has control of THE Queen - the Prized piece. Black has a lot of pawns, flat-footed bishops, and knights. The board gradually starts becoming populated.

Jan 7: White advices Black to resign. Offers "palliatives" and 25% reduction in BASIC. Black turns down his offer.

Jan 8: Supporters of White advice him to resign. Tells him he's violated the Rules of Engagement. White declines, invoking the executive clause under the RoE.

Jan 9: Black knight advances ahead of pawns. White suddenly sees a potential threat. He advances several knights of his own. One move too many? The rules didn't suddenly change. He only invokes an executive authority as agreed by both parties before the game. Black is unpeteturbed. A pawn falls. Another. Several others fall, several under attack. Black is outraged and seems even more determined by the losses and pre-emptive strike. He activates bishops and knights in several other previously inactive portions of the board.
Jan 10: Players develop pieces on the board. Black acquires more pawns. White engages more knights and hides behind a colony of rooks. He also activates some pawns of his own. The board gets crowded.

Jan 11: Knights from both sides size up each other. Black pawns march into the faces of White Knights, but the officers sheath their swords under the King's orders. However, a weary piece from a previous unprovoked offensive strike by White Knights falls to the ground. Black Knights advance against the White Queen. A close examination of their formation shows they'll deal her a huge blow in 4 moves.
White King requests for a side bar.

Jan 12: The clashes between the Knights continue. The Rooks hold the position. Same goes for the Bishops. Officers of each King advices the other to back down. Nobody seems to budge based on the offers being presented.

Jan 13: Black Knights shield their "King". They take a recess in their offensive measures. They warn the arbiters that they will not be bound by whatever new rules White wants to make up again in the course of the game....

Friday, January 13, 2012

Feeding and House Keeping Expenses

Yesterday, I spoke with a septuagenarian who worked at the State House during the Shagari regime. He confirmed that cost of feeding at the Presidency could indeed have risen to N1bn p.a. as of today. According to him, during his time, the state house feeding included sumptuous lunches for all senior officers. The feeding time-table even included a bottle of wine on Wednesdays. It also extended to the Dodan Barracks as well.

At first, he asked for the rationale behind these lunches and the explanation he received was that it was because they were direct staff of the presidency and they had no defined closing period. (In reality, most of them clock out between 2pm-4pm and seldom spend a minute after the top of the hour). At that point he said he wrote to his superiors recommending that the lunch should also include their support staff as well (since they usually engage in "eye service" and don't close until the boss leaves), but his recommendation was disapproved because of the heavy cost implications it would have on the Presidency. Well understood.

At that moment he then proposed that the lunches be scrapped altogether being that they all received feeding allowances as part of their salaries but that suggestion was turned down as well.

Recall that at that time, Nigeria had 19 states, a population of less than 30 million people, lesser ministeries and parastatals and the naira was stronger.

A better solution to these lunches will probably be to make staff pay for their lunches of which you aren't obligated to eat at the Presidential canteen. The Presidency can now decide to (or not) subsidize the actual costs of the meal (I'm sure most of you will be squinting at the mention of the word "subsidy" all over again. But this is what obtains even in some private organisations).

Let staff pay perhaps N300 for a standard N500 meal and peg the amount of subsidy per meal per level of the officer. And it shouldn't be heavy lunches, more like tea breaks.

After all, most of them have breakfast before leaving for work and why. Must you give free lunches when you still pay feeding allowances?

The cost of running the Federal Government of Nigeria is too high by all indications. There are duplications, double entries and unnecessary "welfare" packages that have been institutionalised when we weren't this much a people. Systems and processes that shouldn't have been put in place in the first place due to their unsustainability; a clear indication of the lack of vision of our so-called leaders. Programmes, isms, ideas (which became ideals) that cannot be sustained and which the people have now become accustomed to. Situations and instances that are windows and pathways to corrupt and sharp practices. Allowances and salaries that are bogus and outrageous. These are the real evils.

Public office has been made too attractive and lucrative. Energy and time that could and should be spent trying to discover and invent new productive ways and solutions are being spent trying to find loopholes to exploit in the system.

I believe corruption can be reduced to its bearest minimum in Nigeria by empowering the legislature and the security agencies and decentralising the system by empowering the states. Let every state dictate its own minimum wage structure based on its internal revenue strength. Let the states be responsible for managing its own resources. Let them contribute percentages to the centre and not that the centre takes it all and gives them "allocations" on a monthly basis.

Amend the constitution to empower the people. No government official should be entitled to any kind of immunity - clause or phrase. Since the blood flowing through their veins has not been laced with a special super human serume making it different from that of the other man, why should they get special treatment if they are found culpable of sins committed by the other man?

Nigerians have once before displayed to the whole world that they can be disciplined and civilised even though it was under a military regime. People queued at stations, processes worked, crime was at its bearest minimum, security agents were not trigger happy, there were no insurrections and to the best of my knowledge, the economy was impressively stable. I'm not advocating for a return to military rule because the immediate junta that came after that one was overthrown was the greatest undoing of this nation (the naira was ill-advisedly devalued, crime esp advance-free fraud was institutionalised and several attrocities were committed). I think good governance is a function of the firmness and character of the leader. We had firmness in leadership.

Nigerians are one of the best and easily malleable people. When we travel overseas, it takes seconds to conform at the arrival lounge of the visiting nation. What we need is good leadership and, most especially at this time when the foundation is being shaken, a firm leader. People - especially public office holders - need to understand that it can not business as usual anymore. You can't keep telling me there's a cabal somewhere and no one has been prosecuted. You can't keep telling me petrol meant for consumption by Nigerians is being shipped to Mali, Niger, Benin, Togo and Chad and no custom's official has been fingered. I don't understand why anyone in the NNPC hasn't been charged over the illegalities in the oil sector with all the information, facts and figures available in the last 4 days. If all these are not addressed and we continue sweeping stuff under the rug, we are not ready for change.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Oh Niklas!

Rats! it's so unfortunate that I didn't come up with this first.

http://news.arseblog.com/2011/09/bendtner-makes-a-threat-arsenal-fans-shrug-shoulders/

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

An essay Seven ideas for Arsenal by Arsenal-Mania

Before you begin reading this I must warn you it's a long read but it's worth every letter of it.


Last year was a watershed season for me. I did not watch the last few games even when there was a lot a stake. It is sad when you know your team is going to screw it up before they actually do. It is heartbreaking when you know they can do better.

There was also something more painful. They say you should never meet your heroes. I have met Arsène Wenger but I have never had anything like a conversation with him. But last season, I felt he was really unravelled and laid bare through his team and by watching him on the touchline and his press conferences. I felt sad. I didn't want to write about it because I didn't want to flog my hero. It was too sad.

Arsène had a brilliant idea and philosophy. He worked hard to realise it even when people did not believe it. He took risks - he went to Japan and developed it further and then came to Arsenal and proved it. It worked so brilliantly that it seemed like the big idea for the next 4 decades. But all of sudden it stopped delivering. When it started failing - well not failing but being overtaken by other newer, better ideas - he worked harder on doing what he has always done because it had worked so brilliantly for a decade. He looked for the solution within his philosophy instead of outside. Injuries and lost finals made the faltering seem like bad luck at the beginning. Young players that always seemed at the edge of being huge next season also skewed planning. Both these delayed the realisation that something was wrong. It cost us time. Wenger did, however, change more than people gave him credit for. He changed formations, bought some older players (Gallas, Rosicky, Vermaelen, Arshavin) and brought in players that he had sold a couple of years before. But he stayed too close to his outdated philosophy of building a winning team.

I have some sympathy for that. Creators of ideas tend to look within their theories for answers. Darwin's "predicted moth" is an example of this. But alas the world overtook Wenger while he was looking inward. Now there are signs that Wenger realises he has to learn from others outside his own ideas.

That is also true for me as someone who has also been looking inside Wenger's ideas for answers. Last season I had a much better look at football. I watched more non-Arsenal games last season than ever before. Here are my seven immediate changes that Arsenal needs to make immediately to keep the club at the top.

1. Reward and Punish excellence and concentration immediately

Who is the boss at Arsenal? Over the seasons with the behaviour of players like Henry, Adebayor, and other players you got the feeling that Wenger is not completely head of the dressing room. Players make mistakes and show up again in the next match. If Wenger punished mistakes, lack of concentration as harshly as other managers, Arsenal would gain important points. When players seem to have an automatic starting place, they soon get too big for their boots and don't fix their issues. Eboué and Diaby have never fixed their lack of concentration yet they kept playing. In the same way, Rosicky, Nasri or Arshavin can have great moments in game by getting behind defences and then strangely don't repeat it. Why? No reward, no punishment creates an environment that can never lead to a winning team. We have seen over the years that there is no player that Ferguson will not bench. But for Arsenal to bench a player, it becomes news. Wenger created distractions about injuries just to bench Almunia. That is unhealthy.

2. Don't Arsenalize new recruits too quickly - Diversity is important

What happened to Chamakh? We get players who come and play differently and do brilliantly. He scored so often at the start of his Arsenal career, then he got sucked into Arsenal's style of pass-pass-pass and no penetration, indirect style and lost everything special about him.

Look at Gervinho. He is getting behind defences. Look at Miyachi now too. They have directness in bags. Remember Carlos Vela when he joined? And Arshavin? These players got Arsenalized and got worse. We joked here on one of my articles last season that if Hernandez had been signed by Arsenal instead of Man Utd, he would not be the success he is. He would have improved his passing and technique but would be less dangerous.

Chamakh is not Diaby. He, like Arshavin and Rosicky are proven player and he showed us what he could do early last season. Arsenal ruined him. He has no confidence in his game because passing at high speed is not what he is best at. Direct is what he does.

Don't Arsenalise Gervinho, Miyachi, Jenkinson (who crosses and like defending) too soon.

3. Be direct rather than trying to keep the ball forever

See number 2. Direct does not mean long balls. It means try to get behind the defence and take every attack as an attack that you want to score from. Nobody does this better than United. Man Utd get three great benefits from this.

First, they score goals in tight games because they throw force on each attack and will score from a rebound because they really invest in every opportunity. Goals don't need to be beautiful. Second, it creates fear in the opponent so the opponent attacks them a lot more cautiously and get terrified into mistakes. It is intimidating. It is one of the most effective defensive weapons they have. Lastly and quite importantly, by not having too much of the ball - by losing balls in attacks that don't work out instead trying to be patient and keep ball for ages - they get attacked earlier and regularly in the game by the opponent. That means they get the chance to defend as a normal course of the game.

Arsenal keep the ball so well that when the opponent finally gets a chance to mount an attack after 40mins they are completely unrehearsed in defence and usually make a mistake as they have stood around assuming for 40mins that nobody is going to attack.

Here, I owe an apology to Myles Palmer. He has made this point for three years: Arsenal have too much of the ball. It is true.

4. Let players grow old at the club, it sets the right career expectations for young players

One of the most rotten things about Wenger's reign is that players leave too early because they don't want to sit on the bench. Egos get so big at Arsenal because it seems like senior players run the team instead of the manager. Automatic starting means that players don't have the humility to sit on the bench. Wenger doesn't bench players and suddenly when he really has to, they leave.

Look at what Vieira, Henry, Gilberto, Lehman, Píres, Campbell were able to do after leaving Arsenal. They played for another 3 to 4 years. Imagine what difference it would have made to have a Henry as a sub instead of Bendtner over these past years. Imagine Vieira instead of Diaby in the away games in the Champions League or the league.

Team too young? No, that's the wrong problem. Buying promising young players is good. Giving them a chance is good. Having the wrong dynamics of experience in the dressing room and on the bench is fatal. You only have to look at Paul Scholes, Gary Neville and Giggs yet the young players at United have been playing getting games.

This creates another problem for Arsenal. When older players don't stay, young players come into Arsenal expecting to leave at 26 or 27. There is no example for them about longevity at the club. The last example was Dennis Bergkamp. He was very much an exception. Players start feeling ready to leave at 24. Patrice Evra has seen Neville. He knows the club can use him respectfully with pride till he is 34. He expects to be on the bench but still win a trophy and contribute to it. There are no such examples for Nasri or Fabregas. All they know is Hleb, Flamini, Touré, Clichy, Henry etc. Selling all experienced players with four of five years of playing left is very damaging.

5. Stability is not as important in football anymore - in fact the opposite is now true

We have always celebrated Arsenal's stability but now I realise that has been key to stopping Wenger learning from outside. Football has got highly competitive and changes so fast. I will repeat that. There is so much competition and money in football that the changes to the game are at a higher rate than I can see from any period in the past.

You need different perspectives to keep growing in the right direction. Madrid, Milan and Barcelona fire winning bosses. That's how important fresh ideas are. Mourinho will not be in his job in 2 years no matter what he wins. It is the expectation these days and for good reason. These great teams know a thing or two about staying on top. I now see why "Director of Football" has been pushed through by many of these huge clubs. It balances long-term and short-term goals for the club. Wenger has had to do all that and his balance falls on long-term. That screws Arsenal. Big clubs separate the thinking about the next 5 years from winning this season by relieving the manager of that responsibility when the season starts. It allows them to measure each person on one thing. The Director on the club growth and sustainability and the manager on the success on the pitch. Wenger has been praised for the latter and that should not be his primary measure.

Stability is important for generations of players. But managers should not transcend generations anymore in my view. This is a new view. If I was a club owner today, I would not let anyone lead the team for more than 5 or 6 years. I would sack Ferguson (yes, you heard that right). A new boss has to come in and see players in a different light. Mourinho and other roving managers have "rediscovered" and brought out the best in players that nobody saw before. Many Inter Milan player played like nobody thought they could two years ago. New managers also keep the players hungry and keep the dynamics in the club high.

6. There is only one Barcelona

Barcelona are unique. I have spent a lot of my summer checking out their games on the net just to enjoy. There is a lot about Barcelona that cannot be built. There is a lot about Barcelona that is a lucky accident. I don't want to take anything from their hard work and Guardiola's genius but Messi is an accident - it is not of anyone's doing. Messi's stats mean that he can transform a good team to world class - the statistics are mind-blowing, unprecedented. Messi's stats added to Everton would make them Champions! There has been nobody like him.

Barcelona play a lot of unpredictable passing. When you watch them you cannot always predict the pass. It doesn't always go to the best available person or even the best option but it works because they have players that can cope with it and that unpredictability is debilitating for opponents. It makes opponents dizzy - they get tired mentally when they cannot follow normal positioning rules to defend. I saw Man Utd players doing something I have never seen them do under Ferguson. They stood around in midfield and watched Barcelona have the ball. They were mentally tired after 65mins in the Champions League finals.

The players that have played with each other for so long, the time that they matured and the trophies they won when they matured, the fact that their coaches changed at the right time for the generation of players, the fact that they have Messi - there is a lot about Barcelona that is almost impossible to recreate. One of those ingredients will disappear one day and they will collapse for a while.

Arsenal should forget trying to pass their way to victory like Barcelona. We don't have what they have and cannot create it now. We need a much more realistic approach that takes advantage of the fact that we have a passing game closer to Barcelona than most and add much more directness where we are miles behind our competitors.

7. Good players cost money! A lot of money

Finding Fabregas, Vieira and Henry at that price is something from the past decade. It wouldn't happen now, unless you buy them at 15. Man City are prepared to pay £22m for Nasri. Here is a player that cannot play centrally in a 4-3-3 but can be a good winger and good half striker. He costs £22m only because there is one year left on his contract. With three years it would be a lot more.

The point here is that with the competition in football today, a lot more clubs are looking for the same players in order to compete. The players are not being grown fast enough. These players score goals and make you win. If you want to be there, you need one of these players and that's how much they cost. They cost £24m a piece. There are no bargains out there anymore. If you want one of these players, a player who would make RvP dangerous (something nobody has managed since Cesc and Wilshere) then you have to pay a lot for it. There is no other way round it. You want another Vermaelen? Well everybody else is looking for one. You have to beat them in the market. Juan Mata may go to Chelsea. Arsenal needed him. But Chelsea will not argue about the money. If nobody wants to pay that kind of money for Diaby then you should not have him in your squad either.

You've read this far? Congratulations and apologies for writing so long. Fingers crossed that we have already seen the worse of the season.